| What I saw Christmas shopping |
[Jan. 1st, 2010|06:56 am]
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Local mall has the food court right next to Hot Topic. As I am dragging my children to get something to eat, I glance at the store front, as you do when you walk down the mall anyways. Oh boy, they are selling Twilight t-shirts GALORE and I counted five juggalos walking out of the store. Well, I saw those meat-cleaver guys on a shirt and counted five shirts. Just how hardcore can you possibly be, so underground where no one can find you, so alternative that you are surrounded by pre-teens gushing over gay looking vampires?
Just an observation... |
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| Jugglao RAAAAAAAAAAAGE |
[Jun. 23rd, 2009|02:33 pm]
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Ok, I'm going to start off and say that my school area is slowly being taken over by these little morons. They aren't exactly rude to me but god damn are they annoying. All this family business is bull, I know there have been little doofus fights over this whole ICP crap WITHIN THE FAMILLY!!!! No clown love guys? I told one of these people "You know, I don't really like ICP" and he flips a shit and says "WHATEVA U DONT UNDERSTAND DA DEEP LYRICS!!!!!" Somebody please explain what these deep lyrics are because I'm not seeing them.
You try treating them civilly, and they just spit in your face and call you a hater... Sorry I'm just sick of these "people" and their cult and gimmick band so I wanted to vent out here. I'm sure you've heard this 34974893264789326492364932 times and think it yourselves but gees god they are lulzy. Actually I've read a few things some of the jugglaos have posted here and this is some real gold here, and the best part is they're 100% srs and are trolled so god damn easy my god. Also they're real shit debaters and their argument crumbles in like 2 seconds because they immediately contradict themselves. Dressing up like clowns does not make you scary because clowns are not scary, clowns are ment to be laughed at and so are you. Dark Carnival? Oh PLEASE! None of this shit invokes fear and I'm not scared of some socially awkward child with face paint, thats just funny yet sad. You people are social rejects by choice so don't you dare flip out when you get made fun of or no one understands you.
I am also very upset with the homophobic lyrics of the ICP songs. What the hell did homosexuals ever do to these whiter than white, lard ass clown men? No seriously, that's just insanly ignorrant and to top it off you got racism mixed in. I'm glad there's a group of people who are against these stupid kids out there. Pleasure to be here, guys. |
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| (no subject) |
[Feb. 11th, 2009|01:09 pm]
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Oh god. NOW I get it. I was on wtf_omgz and found a site of "Porn you wish you never saw" and...I found...this. At first I was like, wtf? Then I recognized a few of the posters in the background and decided it needed to be here. XD
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Lolz. Maybe not really appropriate for this comm. but I dgaf cuz it's better than mindless wank DX |
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| An Experiment (juggalos, feel free to participate!) |
[Aug. 17th, 2008|02:17 am]
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| | and no, it's not 10 | ] | Whether down wif duh clwonfndfjj or one of our regular members, I invite you to participate in a little social experiment.
Out of sheer boredom and insomnia, I've dug back through the archives of this group and pulled up a couple of stock juggalo responses to our various threads. It was quite fun to read these again -- we talked about how stupid ICP and its fans are, they mashed their keyboards and ground their teeth in rage, good times were had by all. But apart from that, I've decided to present a number of direct quotes from older anti_juggalo threads. And I invite you, the reader, to tell me how many individual people produced them.
You know, seeing as how juggalos "stand out" and "are different" as our newest member, carnivalborn reminds us. How they are unique people and the juggalo family is full of all kinds of different people with different voices and different ideas.
Here we go, below the cut:
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I really wanted to find a "dont judge wut u dont understand" and "lol u must want 2 b a juggalo seen as u no so much lol" and put them one after another, but I got bored.
So, how many individual people is this? |
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| Wow, you people are pathetic. |
[Aug. 16th, 2008|09:58 pm]
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| [ | music |
| | Psychopathic Records. | ] |
I'm new to live journal an I've been searching around I noticed the anti_juggalo group. I'd like to just let you know people know you are complete retards. I myself, am a juggalette. I have been for awhile and I wouldn't give it up for anything. You think you know everything apparently, when you know nothing what so ever about juggalos and lettes. I'd honestly have to say ICP and all of the psychopathic family has saved my life.You people are pathetic morons who apparently have no life, and are soo bored your picking on the people who stand out. Because we are different.
and you know what, your right, I cant change your opinion, you can never change a stupid person's opinion but I'll tell you now. A juggalo could crush your face any day. I don't have to change the facts. I know the real ones. Whether you people think you know what your talking about or not.You honestly have no idea how hard Im laughing at you people right now. Here's a big wicked ass clown FUCK YOU HATER! Live for the haters! DIE FOR THE HATCHET!
MUCH CLOWN LOVE TO ALL THE LO'S AND LETTE'S hitxmexup |
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| A Revised Guide to Being a Juggalo |
[Aug. 4th, 2008|09:31 pm]
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| | Mark Knopfler - Shangri-La | ] | After carefully considering hatchet_bunny's guide to "what real juggalos are about" and how to become one, I've had a change of heart and decided to modify and enhance his list based on what I've learned. Hopefully this guide should give you the pointers you need to becoming a down-ass clown.
1. Accept anyone who agrees that ICP is "tha shit", regardless of whether or not they are a tool or borderline-sociopath. Tell people they are your family.
2. Speak mangled 90s "gangsta" lingo in an extremely nasal voice. Sing ICP lyrics to people who absolutely could not care less. Threaten to kill them with hatchets. Tell them you are down with the clowns for life.
3. Talk about nothing but ICP, Psychopathic Records, and things ICP have given you permission to like. THIS IS VERY IMPORTANT. If engaged in a conversation not about any of these things, immediately change the subject to one of them.
4. Repeat all the proper catchphrases. Insert them randomly into sentences in any order. There is no way to do this incorrectly.
5. Use retarded hand gestures while ending sentences with the word, "...BITCH!!"
6. Base your spirituality on the laughably shallow mythos of a Detroit-based duo of rapping clowns. Tell people you are going to "Shangri-La" and repeat Violent J's butterfly story from the liner notes of The Wraith word-for-word. Struggle to explain its spiritual meaning and become frustrated that you cannot. Conclude with mumbling about juggalos being a family.
7. Pretend that an off-brand of fruit-flavored soda is the greatest drink in the world. Cheer when it is sprayed into your mouth and eyes.
8. Paint your face like a half-assed KISS imitation. Photograph yourself smoking cigarettes and flipping off the camera.
9. Tell "hatas" on the internet that they don't understand you and that juggalos are unique people. Insult them and express your anger with a lot of exclamation points. Spelling and grammar are not important. Complete sentences are not important. Try not to speak out loud as you are typing; this may be difficult. (NOTE: Do not bang on the keyboard or scream at your monitor -- they cannot hear you through it.) |
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| redeem yourselves |
[Aug. 2nd, 2008|02:34 pm]
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for those reading this group and are interested in what real juggalos are about here's how to start
A Juggalo is a member of the subculture that has grown up around the fan base of the Detroit rap group Insane Clown Posse, and related recording artists at Psychopathic Records. They follow the teaching of the Dark Carnival, which happens in six steps known as the Six Joker's cards, in this order: The Carnival of Carnage, The Ringmaster, The Riddlebox, The Great Milenko, the Amazing Jekyll Brothers, and The Wraith. They each are an ICP album name, and each have a meaning.
STEPS
1. There are no real steps to becoming a Juggalo. You either have the ability to become a Juggalo, or you don't. 2. Look in to websites based around Insane Clown Posse and Juggalos 3. Go to a concert from Insane Clown Posse, Twiztid, Blaze Ya Dead Homie, or any of Psychopathic Records. You can meet a lot of Homies that way. 4. Ignore criticism. If you are a member of the Juggalo family, those who hate you do not matter. 5. If nothing else, learn to appreciate yourself and appreciate everyone for who they are and just enjoy life. That's what the Juggalo family is about. 6. If you listen to ICP and you don't get a weird feeling in your stomach, like an euphoric you can't explain (Juggalos can feel it inside when they talk about the Dark Carnival or the 6 joker's cards) then you can be an ICP fan, but not a Juggalo. 7. Do not lie about being a juggalo.
TIPS
Painting your face is an optional part of the lifestyle. If you do so, take the time to apply the paint correctly. Listen to your own feelings on whether you believe you are a Juggalo. Go to your local mall and kick there for a grip - you're bound to see some juggalos there! understand what the Dark Carnival is and what it means to be a Juggalo.
WARNINGS
Don't try too hard. If you have to force yourself to be a Juggalo, then you will have a hard time becoming one. Being a Juggalo is a way of life, not a fashion statement. Don't take the words of new Juggalos too seriously, if they are wrong, correct them, but don't try and act superior. Juggalos are getting a very bad reputation nowadays, so be prepared to defend your beliefs. Real Juggalos tend to be pretty crazy, but they are still Family and they should have respect for one another Defend any Juggalo whos getting picked on if you know them or not. This is because any Juggalo is still family.
THINGS YOULL NEED
There are NO REQUIREMENTS An understanding of the six Jokers cards generally, a relation to how other Juggalos feel Most Juggalos have some material Representation of the Hatchetman or Psycopathic records but having those things make you any more or less of a Juggalo |
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| Juggalo gets the hatchet |
[Aug. 2nd, 2008|08:45 am]
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Do you recall the greyhound beheading where some magic ninja went all hatchet-man on a passenger?
That passenger was a juggalo.
If ICP had written a song about hacking some guys head off in a bus, do you think this juggalo would have grooved to it?
Mental insanity and murder is all fun and games until it happens to you. |
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